Friday, February 9, 2007

Baby Daddy

First Larry Birkhead.

Then shyster and slimeball Howard K. Stern.

And Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband?

Now, my announcement to the world!

I AM THE FATHER OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BABY!

(I figured I'd throw my name in the hat before everyone in the world did. Hell, maybe Gerald Ford was too!)

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