DonJohn Watch: Day 3

Sean Spicer, DonJohns press secretary and communications director, used his first official press briefing to scold the press for telling the truth, or lying as he called it, about the dismal, record low turnout for his Daddy's Urinaugural. Dictators usually don't like it when their lies are challenged.
Then, this morning, his Nutcracker soldier, hack pollster Kellyanne Conway, informed Chuck Todd on NBC that Spicy, the same man who defended former Rep. Mark Foley, a Florida Republican who was sending nudes to underage boys, was presenting, now I can't make this shit up, "alternative facts" during the briefing. Todd rightly informed her those were falsehoods, at which point she pivoted to Obama.
Again, this stuff would be rejected by every publishing house in the world of presented as a work of fantastical fiction as being unbelievable.
Welcome to America, Russia's favorite colony.